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dashdrive:

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat.

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mis4nthropy:

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

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shouldnt:

WHEN I WANT TO SLEEP I AM NEVER TIRED

WHEN I WANT TO STAY UP I AM ALWAYS TIRED

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joeyjoe69:

what parents probably think school is like

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No offense but I’m cute

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the other 4 being dorks during key’s solo

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mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

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